Curse

[DE] · Nov 28, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00

1.) I hope someone brought rez...
2.) Oh don't push THAT button..... crap!
3.) allyourbasearebelongtome
4.) So who brought the phoenix down? eh? eh?
5.) That sushi didn't taste to good.
6.) Look, I can do it with my eyes closed!
7.) Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
8.) omfg n00b monk
9.) Racthoh taught me how to solo spiders! What, armored cave spiders aren't the same as black widows? tch, yea right n00b.
10.) Just let me cast BiP on you a few more times....
11.) I'm coming up with 33.33 (repeating of course) chance of survival.
12.) Bill Gates, I am your second cousins twice removed aunts uncles friend of a motherless goats grandsons nephews stepfathers wifes nephew!
13.) This is a nice shower, hmm... wonder what's on the radio....
14.) Jumping off this cliff won't kill me, I have +10 defense against rocks
15.) I challenge you to a duel.
16.) Crayons aren't toxic!
17.) Markers aren't toxic!
18.) Colored pencils aren't toxic!
19.) This calculator isn't toxic!
20.) I think I have lava in my pants.

-el fin-

I pwnd U · Nov 28, 2006, 04:08 AM // 04:08

^lol lil bro but i think that they would be more like this

1. Hi Mike, uhhhhh whats that needle for?
2. you will have words, i will kill you in your sleep

3. I know theres a cliff behind me thats why we should go back! *shove*

Basically i'm going to kill you. When i come home. for xmas break. in 2 weeks.

Shinto Sharingan · Nov 28, 2006, 04:13 AM // 04:13

She won't mind if I pick up one of these eggs! :P

xxSilhouette · Nov 28, 2006, 01:31 PM // 13:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Christie

In all seriousness I would probably pray to god and say I love you to everyone in my family. ^^

I would tell everyone I love them as well - in all seriousness

But not in all seriousness i would say..."Someone, please take good care of my ranger"

The Silver Star · Nov 28, 2006, 01:44 PM // 13:44

Take my jacket its fireproof, sadly im not.
Its just a flesh wound!
Which cable was i supposed to cut?
Hey watch this!
All my money is hidden deep in my....
What do you mean its not butter?

erick5876 · Nov 28, 2006, 04:17 PM // 16:17

Your weapons cannot harm me. I'm the juggernaught, - (die)

Relambrien · Nov 29, 2006, 02:22 AM // 02:22

Here's mine!

"Just let me base res, don't bother protting me" -big mistake XD
"Long Live Leroy"
"Why couldn't Soul Wedding be my doctor?"
"Awowa! Infuse NAO! Galed?! NOOOOO! Shiv is spiking meeee!" (reference to how Awowa keeps getting Galed by Shiv, remake of TARD, and the recent string of victories Shiv has had)
"Hey, I really DO have Bloodlight Eyes!"
"I'm using Rosebud!"
"Frenzy Heal Sig wasn't such a good idea after all...stupid Squidget giving me the idea."

But seriously, if, god forbid, I was to die tomorrow, my last words would probably be... "Tell Lauren I love her." See if anyone from the Off-Topic thread finds the relevance there.

Hanharr · Nov 29, 2006, 02:45 AM // 02:45

1) You noob!
2) Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER!
3) Bring rez noobs! x.x

Poison Ivy · Nov 29, 2006, 03:05 AM // 03:05

I'm using Mending!

Elemental Cotton · Nov 29, 2006, 03:28 AM // 03:28

My last words would be
"Oh crap, I can't play Guild Wars again."

Sad thing, it's not even funny. X_X

Paul Mahdi · Nov 29, 2006, 03:30 AM // 03:30

My last words will be: "Oh f*ck..."

NinjaKai · Nov 29, 2006, 03:31 AM // 03:31

Satan you cheap b******. Where's the damned KFC?

Sasuke The Betrayer · Nov 29, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00

Mine would probably go like this
"I'm...my...treasure...is...in..."
Friend casts Unyielding Aura on me.
"Hey!, I'm back"
Friend: "So... this treasure? Where?"
"Um, I was about to tell you, but now I"m alive so I guess not"
Friend takes off Unyielding Aura.
"NOOOOO!"
Friend: "So, wheres the treasure again?"

FeuerFrei · Nov 29, 2006, 01:39 PM // 13:39

id probably yell out the f word and point the finger....

Giga Strike · Nov 29, 2006, 02:58 PM // 14:58

1: HI BABY JESUS!
2: QUICK! USE DIVINE INTER...!
3: Holy s***, Jesus IS asian!

Kusandaa · Nov 29, 2006, 07:39 PM // 19:39

"OMFG tank/monk raged again"
"WHAT?! He's 55?!"
"Learn to watch for AoE!"
"Don't aggro this mob, noob..."
"What are you running to be out of energy so early?"
"Wielding a sword and a shield doesn't mean you can tank."

Mr. G · Nov 29, 2006, 07:59 PM // 19:59

"Is this shirt....Red?"
"Pull the pin and count to what? "
"Nice doggie"
"7...no 8"
"I fail at Life....and everything...Glurg"
"A RACED PIG HOMILY NUN" (Holy crap im gunna die)

Sir Skullcrasher · Nov 29, 2006, 08:36 PM // 20:36

Death is only the beginning!

Pebbles · Nov 29, 2006, 09:00 PM // 21:00

1: Oops
2: How do I know your the real god of death?
3: Oh yeah... Titians ARE fire... It's all coming back to me now.
4: I'm telling you theres an update you can't suicide sacrifice yourself to death anymore... Look I will show you.
5: My God will protect me.
6: I deal holy damage zombies can't kill me.
7: Well *I* Trust this guy.

Cataclysm · Nov 29, 2006, 10:47 PM // 22:47

Yay though I walk through the Vally of the Shadow of Death I will fear no evil, for I am the most evil mother f**** in the vally